25

As set by Jono, and then in a comment to everyone by Digger, these are 25 things that I've done:

1. Had two girlfriends in kindergarten.
2. Stayed in Germany for three months.
3. Represented Columbia in a conference inside the United Nations.
4. Avoided the tanbark on the playgrounds at school for a whole year, knowing full well that it was made of lava.
5. Washed my feet every night for a year, and tried to get to my bedroom as quickly as possible, because the less steps I took, the cleaner I'd be when I slept. Therefore better sleep.
6. Helped found an aid organisation in Year 11.
7. Finished 'Ironman' level in the super Nutrigrain bowl.
8. Shouted at the kids on 'It's Academic', 'Pick Your Face', 'Wipeout', 'Amaz*ng', 'Download' and any other children's quiz show for being so ridiculously stupid. Eg. On 'It's Academic': Question. "On which continent would you find Bangladesh?" Answer... "... Turkey?"
9. Memorised all 150 of the first season Pokemon. Whatever. I was in Grade 4 and thought I was cool. Which I was.
10. Dressed up as a jockey. Whip and all.
11. Re-enacted an episode of Power Rangers. Retarded exaggerated actions are super.
12. Played the flute part of "Nosebleed Section" by Hilltop Hoods in a performance combining that song with "Fly Away" by Lenny Kravitz.
13. Developed a phobia of go-karts (since conquered), simply because the first time I did it, I hit the tyre wall after about 5 seconds and my go-kart set on fire. The guy said, "Kid, get out and RUN!"
14. Proposed to thirteen different people in one day.
15. Played Yoko Ono in a John Lennon musical.
16. Learned "Wonderwall" off by heart on piano.
17. Taught someone "Seasons of Love" from Rent on piano.
18. Had a song in my head for a whole month.
19. Invented a word that several people now use regularly.
20. Learnt splits by being put on a rack against the wall at gym and had my legs forced backwards.
21. Won a bronze medal at the Australia Mens National Gymnastics comp.
22. Won a 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?' comp at school.
23. Had a glowstick party. Best.
24. Had icecream with Ice-Magic, and chewed it before spitting it back out because it made it into soup. Clearly tasted better then.
25. Done something for my blog that somebody had already done on theirs.

So that is that. Count up your points, put them in a comment. The winner will win a playdate with the Pokemon of their choice. But only from the first season. Whatever you don't have on your list... you should get working on. They're important.