I think they decided to use small pieces for confetti because A4 bits of paper just floated around, and saving the effort of making the paper and cutting it by just throwing a tree had an effect - just not the one that they were looking for.
If you love geometry...
What do you call a baby triangle with an incline of less than 90 degrees?
Acute!
I just bit my cheek for the third time in two days, which brings me to a WYR:
Bite your cheek everyday or get a papercut everyday?
Also, for those of you interested in having a heart attack for $7 (US), this looks healthy. Excerpt from the creator: "Just a bite of the bacon was too salty and yearned for the sweet kiss of chocolate syrup." It's probably a safe bet to assume that if all the fat was mined from their arteries and turned into candles, there would never be darkness again.
11 years ago
Wow. Chocolate and bacon. I actually laughed out loud at that candle comment.
ReplyDeleteDid you read the tips on how to eat an exotic candy bar?
... rub your thumb on the chocolate to help release the aromas. Inhale the chocolate and ingredient notes deeply through your nose. Can you feel it?
ReplyDeleteHAHA! That's so awesome.
I would rather a papecut everyday, because they're bearable and if you bit your cheek everyday you would get ulcers. Gross.
ReplyDeleteYou know what else is gross? Bacon exotic candy bars. Who thinks of that? and where did you find it? I'm very very impressed... and disgusted.
What if you didn't get ulcers?
ReplyDeleteGrossly, ridiculously overweight people think of these things after they tire of living under bridges and attacking billy goats gruff. In other words, the troll people think of these.
how do you know that the girl that invented the bacon chocolate bar is fat?
ReplyDeletenot everyone that eats wack fattening disgusting and gross foods turn out to be fattys.
ALSO
i would prefer to bite my cheek, as i am pretty stupid, and do that almost everyday anyway.
and i cringe when people get papercuts.
that part ibn jackass? when steve was paper cutting himself everywhere- like on his hands between his thumb and second finger, and on the sides of his mouth,
i literally.. couldnt watch.
PLJ
p.s order a chocolate bacon bar- i want to see it.
How do you know she's not? And even if she isn't on the outside... she's gotta be hiding the fat somewhere. Bacon in chocolate doesn't make you lose wait, for sure. Which makes my candle theory still very possible.
ReplyDeleteCheek biting is so irritating and I'd probably rate it more painful than a papercut. Even those are also so irritating.
PLJ. Once I have my own ability to buy stuff online, I will buy you an entire pig covered in chocolate.
promise youll buy me a pig?
ReplyDeleteha
and u cant be "hiding " your fat.
if your thin- your thin.
your not fat but thin? :S
Shotgun right! yesssss.
ReplyDeletehave braces is like biting your cheek every day.
ReplyDeletei am anonymous. hear me roar.
you might not have to leave money in your letterbox. i might do that for you.
$22.45
and also i just read your blog for the first time in ages (and also the 3rd time ever) so i thought i'd leave you a comment. beacuse otherwise i'm just stalking you, if you think about it.
and also (again) i couldn't find your google ads and hence was very disappointed. i was so looking forward to reading them.
if i find them and click them 20 times, is it $22.25?
hmmm
ok so that lecture i was listening to before? still not finished. so off i hop.
night night x
LW/Anonymouse: I have had braces, but they were never that bad. Maybe because I didn't have top and bottom.
ReplyDeleteI know you're stalking me, and by me giving you my address (through a clever ploy of yours), you are now much more suited to stalk me... Crap.
Your computer is why you can't find Google Ads. I'm not sure why.
You should do your lecture better. But even more so, comment blog more often. Even more so, write your own blog more so. Even most so, give me $2245. Note: Lack of dot.