Wednesday, May 06, 2009

Things That Sound Bad Out Of Context #5

Another entry from KF (see TTSBOOC#2). It's ridiculous the rate she racks up the birth-related inappropriateness.

"I do not actually intend to eat the placenta.. Just to secretly feed it to Ben, hidden in a cake. And if you're thinking that Ben won't eat it now... You're wrong. Ben will eat my placenta cake."
So...um. I've never felt so threatened in my life.

2 comments:

  1. Benjamin, I believe you are the one who brought up the topic of placenta-eating... I just continued it a little practically.

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  2. ...more like continued it a little creepily. You can't prove I did anything. And if you do... I call shenanigans.

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