...till I leave for the Philippines! I had my typhoid shot AND fully paid off my fees today and it feels like someone just punched me in the arm/bank account. But not that bad.
Here's what's bad. I was reading through a list of "The 6 Most Terrifying Foods In The World", and guess what's No. #1? Something that we'll be eating if we lose in a game of Egg Lucky Dip. One bucket. Lots of eggs. Half of them these 'delicacies'... something to look forward to then.
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My goodness, that is disgusting!!!! I can't believe you might have to eat that. By the way, your labels continue to impress and amuse me. 'i almost gagged when i looked at the picture of the egg' may not come in too useful in the future... You may use the other two again.
ReplyDeleteI could just embark on a journey to find another egg that is truly disgusting. I'm sure it wouldn't be hard.
ReplyDeleteYeah you could probably manage it, as you could probably manage to reuse cows go bong, but it probably wont be necessary unless you go out of your way to look.
ReplyDeleteAlso, the Ning Nang Nong seems to be Zeke's second favourite song so far. He always smiles when I sing it. The baby has good taste.
Lucky you didn't say, "The baby has a good taste." Just one letter away, Kyla. Just one letter.
ReplyDeleteNing Nang Nong is incredible. It's a symphony of awesome mixed with amazing.
My tags will all be recycled, but not before I come up with about one million more supposedly unusable ones.
Haha.. I am very much looking forward to that blog series! And just so you know, Zeke does taste good. I know because he's constantly putting his hands and feet in my mouth (feet are closer to kicking my face but whatever.)
ReplyDeleteRegardless of Zeke's regular insertion of limbs into your mouth, you should NOT be saying he tastes good.
ReplyDeleteWell he'd just had a bath and his soap is nice. It's not my fault he tastes good. Blame Miranda. She's the one who washed him!
ReplyDeleteOnce again, it doesn't matter if he tastes good. You should not be tasting a baby.
ReplyDeleteMiranda can choose to bathe Zeke in wine, chocolate sauce, maple syrup, apple juice, lemonade, any sort of liquid you might happen to enjoy. It doesn't mean you're allowed to lick a child.
I didn't lick him!! Be less gross! My goodness this is starting to sound bad. I didn't taste him on purpose. Shut up.
ReplyDeleteDON'T LET KYLA NEAR YOUR CHILDREN! SHE WILL TASTE THEM!
ReplyDeleteYou're a jerk!!!!
ReplyDeletePotentially most amusing comments on my blog ever.
ReplyDeleteI'd say so. Also very off topic... Mmm.. so eggs then...
ReplyDeleteEggs. Young. Children.
ReplyDeleteEggs. Cooked. Taste.
Children. Taste.
Back on topic!
Also, you will be tasting baby chickens/ducks/whatevers in those eggs. Not just tasting, but actually consuming. Enjoy!
ReplyDeleteI know a secret to picking the right egg!
ReplyDeleteOoh, what is it!? Telepathy? X-ray vision?
ReplyDeleteI'll never tell.
ReplyDeleteNah, tell me.
ReplyDeleteWow... I didn't want to add anything but I feel like being awkward and getting a look from you both when I next see you... also after writing all that this comment I had planned to say really isn't that funny. I should wait 30 seconds before I say any stupid thing in the future. But How will I know its stupid? Wow... mission awkward accomplished.
ReplyDeleteChris, you're nowhere near awkward. Try Kyla's blog. Or our Facebook Scrabble picture. Comments from Kyla and Ben on 21/08/08...approximately one billion.
ReplyDeleteOne billion is a huge understatement I think.. And, Chris, you really do have to try harder to be awkward. That was a very poor attempt. Better luck next time.
ReplyDeleteJust want to expand the "comment count"...c'mon let's beat the "Duke" comment total.
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oh yeah, the eggs look gross.
ReplyDeleteShut up! my awkward would blow you all away... bang...?... See. I also think my dramatic pauses(...) can amount to something awkward...
ReplyDeleteI've just realised that I'm defending myself because I'm not awkward enough over blog and cyber-space*...I should be thankful that there's a place in life where I'm not awkward. Wow, that sounds sad. Sadface clown? Sadface Moon!**
* Who uses this term anymore? its so oldschool. I provokes images of little black screens with green type. And for some odd reason a young Bill Gates... hmm.
** Its official, I've decided that this is going to be the title of my next blog. The adventures of Sadface Moon...that is, if I ever get round to blogging again. I think I have allergies.
Word out
Sime: You love when they get massive!
ReplyDeleteChris: If there was a disease in which you verbalise all your thoughts, you seem to have contracted it on your blog comments. Might want to get that checked. Leaves a nasty rash.
the comments are piling up. And I will continue to add my random thoughts. Olympic mats
ReplyDeleteUrrrrrgghhhhhh...
ReplyDeleteI've read a list like this once that had ten worst foods... I think it had that egg... but also on the list were vegemite and musk flavoured lollies.
Pshhhht, whatever.
It's now only 16 days or something...?
I love musk flavoured lollies! ... If they are musk sticks. Otherwise musk makes me think of an Angry Beavers episode.
ReplyDeleteAlso... I don't like Vegemite.
I also checked out the 7 symbols that could get you killed o/seas (on the same site as "foods that are disgusting), funny and terrifying!!!
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