Sugar-Coated With Awesome

These clothes are the coolest things I've ever seen. Granted, I'd probably get sick of them after a few weeks/days/minutes. BUT! For now, they are a way to vicariously live in another world: a world in which I had the ability, nay - the RIGHT - to eat cool, fun and colourful meals in the morning, afternoon, evening or whenever I damn well liked; a world in which every day was filled with such fun phrases as, "Follow your nose!" or "Just like a chocolate milkshake, only crunchy!";... a world in which my mum had not clamped a vice-like grip over our consumption of anything other than Weetbix.

So here's the deal. Straight up. You buy me anything from that collection, and I'll make your wildest dreams* come true.

Here are some of my favourites:

* Not exceeding $50 or my own safety.**

** Nudity may be acceptable. It's a case by case sort of deal.

Cocopops

Here is a reason why my mum is annoying:

She has labelled ALL OVER the Cocopops box. We don't eat Cocopops much because mum is anti sugar/fun.

It now says: Cocopops MUST be eaten with Cornflakes or Weetbix otherwise I won't be purchasing anymore due to the HIGH sugar content.

I just ate a Cocopop with neither, Mum. Stick that in your pipe.

...Please don't tell?