SYTYCD Observation

I'm sorry. But these things are ruining So You Think You Can Dance:

• That every single person after every single thing cries. "I put my whole heart into that." Cries. "I just felt so emotional during that, it was so intense." Cries. "You really touched me with that dance." Cries. Everyone, everything. I know that some stuff is emotional, but seriously. Everything. "Hey guys I just have to go to the toilet." Cries.


• I hate the two guy judges. ESPECIALLY that one that wears trucker hats. Here's something he said, "In my life... I have been called an iceberg... because nothing moves me...You. Just. Moved. Me." I spat at the screen, then had to clean it up, then saw his face and spat at it again.


• ... I'm such an angry person ha... Cries.

Rant

1) Why does my laptop screen choose not to work anymore, when I haven't touched it for a week? Is that why? Does it feel lonely because I haven't touched it? Well, work is just busting my arse at the moment, and you're meant to understand that. How do you expect me to come home to this? You know what? YOU'RE sleeping on the couch tonight. How's that for a change?

2) Why is Australia so good at making tv stuff suck? So You Think You Can Dance. I was so excited. The first episode was not very good, and the second better but still... not very good. It was a bigger letdown than discovering I couldn't have a pet Snuffleupagus for Christmas.

3) Why can I only think of two things to rant about? Damn life for being so good.

I love you, Snuffy. Call me?

So...

...You Think You Can Dance. Started last night, and we watched it on a group of my friends' weekly Vegas/Poker (formerly Heroes) night. We started thinking up other concepts for the tv show. I might just ramble some off the top of my head, as quickly as I can, starting... NOW! (9:55 AM)

So you think you're from France?
So you think you've got pants?
So you think you've got hot pants?
So you think you've got shpants?
So you think you've got shpoveralls?
So you think you've got shpoverandals? (Apologies. In-joke. Shorts + Pants + Overalls + Sandals = the greatest one-piece outfit of all time.)
So you think you can imitate a kitchen appliance?
So you think you're a truck?
So you think you're Optimus Prime?
So you're kidding yourself and can't dance?
So you think you can make up other amusing concepts for the "So you think you can..." idea, and then fail?

Well, that was embarassing. Now I'm going to Phillip Island for the weekend. And am doing my 40 Hour Famine... ARMLESS. Awesome. Hopefully I can get someone to film me doing some stuff with no arms... and hopefully not when people kick me in the back so that I fall on my face.

Armless challenge starting... NOW! (10 AM) I typed this senternmcer with mmy feet and nodzse. YAY! yes i dfid jusdt usde twoop ffeert foprt the erxccllamation mnaarrkj!!!!!!!!!