These clothes are the coolest things I've ever seen. Granted, I'd probably get sick of them after a few weeks/days/minutes. BUT! For now, they are a way to vicariously live in another world: a world in which I had the ability, nay - the RIGHT - to eat cool, fun and colourful meals in the morning, afternoon, evening or whenever I damn well liked; a world in which every day was filled with such fun phrases as, "Follow your nose!" or "Just like a chocolate milkshake, only crunchy!";... a world in which my mum had not clamped a vice-like grip over our consumption of anything other than Weetbix.
So here's the deal. Straight up. You buy me anything from that collection, and I'll make your wildest dreams* come true.
Here are some of my favourites:
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* Not exceeding $50 or my own safety.** ** Nudity may be acceptable. It's a case by case sort of deal.
